1.15.2012

REAL COMPLICATED... Life Made Even More Difficult*

*Name has been changed to protect the guilty


I just have to mention something I recently saw on a magazine rack, as it pertains to my last post regarding non resolutions.  If I don't tell you about this I'll just burst I will.

A magazine whose name I shan't mention had a whopper of a January issue. (Note: I always dub this mystery do-it-yourself rag "Real Complicated" because  I'm guessing it would take me two years just to accomplish half of the suggested projects in a single issue.  I've never attempted such a feat, so this is just an estimate.)

Here is how the January cover reads:
"Start Fresh This Year.  

 85 [??!] EXPERT STRATEGIES TO BREAK YOUR BAD HABITS FOR GOOD
REDUCE YOUR DEBT
LOSE WEIGHT FASTER
CLEAR THE CLUTTER
LEARN TO SAY NO
COOK SMARTER
REENERGIZE YOUR STYLE
and
BE HAPPIER NOW"


All in one issue!!  


After reading all that I felt like curling up in a ball in my grocery cart and taking a nap.

You see what I'm saying here?  A bit of a hefty load to carry for us mere mortals, no?

I think I'll stick with my non-resolutions.

It's working for me!


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